Landy Started The Fire (Parody of We Didn’t Start The Fire by Billy Joel) (With Apologies to Billie Joel)

Ball Arena, Blueliner, Hat Trick, Blow A Tire

Cherry-Picking, Cross-Checking, Home-Ice Advantage

Odd-Man Rush, Playoff Beard, Enforcer, Loud Fan Cheers

Waffle-Boarding, Power Play, Calvy’s in a rage

Shootout goals, iron cross, overtime, Nate’s a boss

Light the Lamp, goal horn, faceoff specialist

Samuel Girard, Calder Trophy, Zamboni

Five-on-three, Forechecking, goals shots using the wrists

Landy started the fire

He has the puck burning

And Avs fans’ heads turning

Landy started the fire

He is beyond awesome

And will always blossom

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Landy is all smiles for a headshot (Credit: Outpost)

Turnbuckle, Get Gabe In, slap-shot, Sammy’s spins

Shutdown pair, scoring chance, Nate wins Lady Byng

Riding the pine, rebound and red line

Rhombus, trapezoid, rink, save, right wing

Screened shot, power forward, Burgundy Boys on the board

Post-game handshake, quick whistle, plus-minus, Cale’s a missile

Playmaker, phantom assist, that goal deserves a chef’s kiss

Chu-chu train, Line change, this game is full of twists

Landy started the fire

He has the puck burning

And Avs fans’ heads turning

Landy started the fire

He is beyond awesome

And will always blossom

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Landy on the ice (Credit: National Hockey League)

Left wing lock, muffin jock,  I know J.T.’s gonna rock

Healthy scratch, Nate Needs Cale, Avalanche talent trail

Golden goal, half wall, trying not to start a brawl

Freezing the puck, playoffs are here, now I’m starstruck

R-O-Y not us, enforcer, even strength

Captain, biscuit, celly, Pierre-Edouard Belly

Biscuit in the basket, best-on-best, scoring fest

Backchecking, friendly, game is on the telly

Landy started the fire

He has the puck burning

And Avs fans’ heads turning

Landy started the fire

He is beyond awesome

And will always blossom

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Landy and Samuel Girard celebrate (Credit: Deadspin)

Attacking zone, home arena, lovely like an ocarina

Pepsi Center, Stanley Cup, loving adorable pups

Barnburner, big skate, winning five games straight

Breakaway, bread basket, adorable dog mascot

Five-on-five, howitzer, defenseman power surge

Cale and Nate, goal line save, what else do I have to say?

Landy started the fire

He has the puck burning

And Avs fans’ heads turning

Landy started the fire

He is beyond awesome

And will always blossom

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Landy hugs teammate and best friend Nathan MacKinnon (Credit: NSEN)

Interference, Sheldon Dries, Roasty Toasty Josty

Lighting a candle, moonshot, Devon Toews stealing hearts

T.J. Tynan, Erik Johnson, team’s a talent monsoon

Grubauer, Ryan Graves, Colin Wilson, fans on the airwaves

Tornade the Goldendoodle, Hart Trophy nomination canoodle

Colorado Eagles, the entire roster loves beagles

Made it to the quarterfinals, Cale’s a playoff arrival

I really love this team, I’m so happy I can scream!

Landy started the fire

He has the puck burning

And Avs fans’ heads turning

Landy started the fire

He will bring lots of fun

To 2021, y-1, y-1, y-1, y-1, y-1, y-1, y-1

Landy started the fire

He has the puck burning

And Avs fans’ heads turning

Landy started the fire

He is beyond awesome

And will always blossom

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Landy and Nathan have a very strong friendship (Credit: WordPress)

Landy started the fire

He has the puck burning

And Avs fans’ heads turning

Landy started the fire

He is beyond awesome

And will always blossom

Landy started the fire

He has the puck burning

And Avs fans’ heads turning

Landy started the fire

He is beyond awesome

And will always blossom

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