Introducing Elephants And Extra Crime Hits!

I’ve been thinking about doing a true crime blog for a long time. Recently, I finally decided to make a WordPress blog: Elephants And Extra Crime Hits! The link is elephantsandextracrimehits.wordpress.com. Here are some things I wanted to mention about the blog and what to expect. This will be a once a month blog. IContinue reading “Introducing Elephants And Extra Crime Hits!”

A Somewhat Brief Appreciation Of Colorado Avalanche Defenseman Samuel Girard

Here’s a recipe: 11 cups of adorable giggles, 2.5 quarts of musical talent, 7 tablespoons of an adorable Quebec accent, 3 gallons of spin moves, and 9 cups of love for dogs. Gently stir the ingredients together and you will get a magical member of society known as Samuel “Sam” Girard. This young man isContinue reading “A Somewhat Brief Appreciation Of Colorado Avalanche Defenseman Samuel Girard”

How I Feel About The Return Of Hockey

About a year ago, I purchased tickets to a game between the Colorado Avalanche and the Vegas Golden Knights. I was really elated. I actually planned what I wanted to wear: my Nathan MacKinnon jersey, a Colorado Avalanche Stadium Series beanie, blue jeans, and my beloved pair of burgundy boots. Words cannot describe how excitedContinue reading “How I Feel About The Return Of Hockey”

Landy Started The Fire (Parody of We Didn’t Start The Fire by Billy Joel) (With Apologies to Billie Joel)

Ball Arena, Blueliner, Hat Trick, Blow A Tire Cherry-Picking, Cross-Checking, Home-Ice Advantage Odd-Man Rush, Playoff Beard, Enforcer, Loud Fan Cheers Waffle-Boarding, Power Play, Calvy’s in a rage Shootout goals, iron cross, overtime, Nate’s a boss Light the Lamp, goal horn, faceoff specialist Samuel Girard, Calder Trophy, Zamboni Five-on-three, Forechecking, goals shots using the wrists LandyContinue reading “Landy Started The Fire (Parody of We Didn’t Start The Fire by Billy Joel) (With Apologies to Billie Joel)”

A Somewhat Brief Appreciation Of The Colorado Avalanche Social Media Team

Back in August of 2018, the Colorado Avalanche posted a video of Nathan MacKinnon and Gabriel Landeskog. I Tweeted at them, saying “I hope to one day fall in love with someone who loves me the way Gabe loves Nate.” They responded: “Find yourself a teammate!” That was the first response on Twitter I gotContinue reading “A Somewhat Brief Appreciation Of The Colorado Avalanche Social Media Team”

A Somewhat Brief Appreciation Of Colorado Avalanche Center Nathan MacKinnon

“Nate MacKinnon is my husband.” “Nathan MacKinnon is the love of my life.” These are just two of the sentences I use to describe beloved Colorado Avalanche player Nathan MacKinnon. He is an amazing player and amazing human. Not only is he my favorite player on the Avalanche (who are my favorite hockey team inContinue reading “A Somewhat Brief Appreciation Of Colorado Avalanche Center Nathan MacKinnon”